#i didn’t realize until exactly this moment#that these are actually tiny shorts over tights#and not just very tights-ish pants with a weird seam detail#i feel like the world is brand new#my eyes are open#colors are more vivid#there is a god#captain America#booty booty booty (via bewaretheides315)
The thing fanfic writers get wrong about Steve is that he’s not military.
Captain America is vaudeville.
IN HIS SOUL.
#he wasn’t allowed in the military, despite trying to sneak in. #The majority of the time he spent in the War was singing and dancing. #if you pay attention to the first movie at all versus Whedon!Steve #Captain America is America as it wants to be, not as it actually IS. #’Vaudeville developed from many sources, including the concert saloon, minstrelsy, freak shows, dime museums, and literary American burlesque. Called “the heart of American show business”’ #America is never actually its military #it might make weapons for and fund the fuck outta it’s military and pump it up in it’s programming #but the soul of America is too rebel #both what it wants to be and what it actually is #translation: Steve Rogers and Tony Stark #where’s that one meta to link to when you need it
Director Ignacio F. Rodo’s one-minute horror movie, Tuck Me In, is creepier than some of Hollywood’s big-budget flicks.
The idea was the spawned by a post on reddit’s AskReddit forum, where users submitted their best two-sentence horror stories. Tuck Me In brings the the thread’s most popular entry to life
Thanks to The Cosby Show, Fat Albert and standup, Bill Cosby has become one of today’s most beloved public figures. Of course, mixed up in his celebrated entertainment career are over a dozen instances where Cosby allegedly drugged and raped various women — but that’s the part that most people would rather not talk about. Too bad for them, though, because Hannibal Buress is talking about it anyway.
god bless hannibal burress
i lurve hannibal hes hilarioussss and awesome